I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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