Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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