As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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