it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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