nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
love makes seman taste better
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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