dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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