Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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