i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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