Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No subtext here. People are naked.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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