My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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