people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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