When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My breasts were aching with rage.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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