The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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