I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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