Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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