It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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