My nipple is on Facebook.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
jump out the window naked night went bad
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