i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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