By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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