This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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