Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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