it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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