That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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