let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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