my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
babies were throwing up all over the place
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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