check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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