u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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