Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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