the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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