I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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