did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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