i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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