Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
