Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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