Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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