I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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