I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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