I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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