MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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