I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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