garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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