He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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