Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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