1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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