I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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