I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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