I just saw a hot homeless man
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
All the doctor said was why
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.