so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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