Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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