I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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