She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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