are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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