I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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