what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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