I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I love you.
Bad choice
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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