I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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