I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is the high leading the old right now
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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