Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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