This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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