I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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