I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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